Look Out 2013....

So I have never been one to make new year resolutions because, well, lets be honest, there is nothing about me that isn't perfect. But just for kicks and giggles I decided to jot down some resolutions for my 2013.....

1. Be nicer to dumb people.

2. Eat more fruit...snacks.
3. Teach Peyton more manners.
4. Stop licking frozen flag poles.
5. Learn to adapt to the things I cannot control.
6. Drink less......cheap beer.

7. Watch more cat videos on YouTube.
8. Go downtown more without Molly.

9. Realize that some people are just assholes, plain and simple.
10. Get adopted by the Duck Dynasty clan.

11. Realize, that some people will lie to me.
12. Watch every episode of Big Bang Theory...consecutively.
13. Turn my fabulous off once and awhile.
14. Drive closer to the speed limit.
15. Use my vacuum more.
16. Stop being a lazy ass.
17. "Take alil ride" with Jason Aldean so he stops asking once.

18. Stop caring about what others think, and do what makes me happy.
19. Learn how to fold a fitted sheet.
20. Appreciate the simple things.
21. Be thankful for what I have.
22. Stop putting the peanut butter in the fridge.

23. Don't sleep on couches so much.
24. Find out where in the world Carmen San Diego is.
25. Realize that everything is going to be alright, maybe not today, or tomorrow, but eventually.
26. Learn to play the piano on my iPad.
27. Learn when to walk away and when to talk a step forward.
28. Realize it's not always all about you.

29. Wash my car more.

30. Take more naps with Peyton.

31. Realize that some people will never change, and that my energy is not worth the struggle.
32. Don't judge myself or others by the past, we don't live there anymore.
33. Attend more livestock shows.

34. Learn how to tickle myself.
35. Finally "shake it" for Luke Bryan.

36. Don't just be busy, be productive.
37. Keep winning on slot machines.
38. Enjoy my youth, but act like an adult.

39. Learn more than three words to Gangnam Style.
40. Marvel in gods beauty.

41. Continue text bombing all my friends with rottenecards.
42. Set a good example.
43. Stop making milkshakes that bring all the boys to the yard.
44. Buy a trampoline.
45. Hang out with the cows more.

46. Tell my friends and family, I love you more.

47. Accept the things I can't change and leave the past in the past.
48. Keep punching awkward in the face!

49. Continue to love life.
50. Don't die!

With a road map like this for the next year, I'd say FAILURE is NOT an OPTION!

...that's what she said