...because I'm too lazy for a real blog topic

So I have been peerrrtty busy lately with my ever changing life that my mind is kind of exploding.  Anybody who knows me at all, knows that I am more random than a yellow munchkin eating an ice cream cone inside a Prius. I usually have plenty of time to spout off my crazy thoughts and sarcasm packed comments, but i feel as if I have had to bottle all that up lately.  So since Sam didn't want to hang out with me tonight because of pie (This will be a test to see if Sam actually reads this stuff) , I will take this time to clear my head.

• I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I would bet on any given 

Saturday night more kisses begin with Bud lights than Kay.
• I wonder if cops ever get pissed off at the fact that everyone they

 drive behind obeys the speed limit.
• Why doesn't the freezer have a light as well?
• What ever happened to the green and purple ketchup?
• Why is it called Planned Parenthood?
• Put your clothes back on Channing Tatum! said no one ever. 
• Justin Bieber, she really needs to be quiet. 
• I keep some people’s phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to 

answer when they call.
• I am outdoorsy in the fact that I like getting drunk on my patio. 
• Fitted Sheets, are they foldable?
• I can't remember the last time I wasn't just a tad tired. 
• The best nicknames are the ones that people don't know that they have.
• Was it really necessary to waste my elementary years learning cursive?
• If Carmen San Diego and Waldo ever got together, their offspring 

would probably just be completely invisible.
• Nickleback, please stop.  
• I hate it when I am making myself a milkshake and all the boys show up in my yard.
• Why do gingers have no souls?
• Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?
• Why can't I tickle myself?
• If a word is misspelled in the dictionary, how will we ever now?
• WOW, that guy in the skinny jeans looks SO manly! said no one ever. 
• What if dog really spelled cat? (Chelewski that ones for you) 

And now for funny random animal pictures!!

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  ...that's what she said
  Ashley